Eragon, the Movie: I Want my Money Back!
Ok. Here's the deal — the movie Eragon is absolute crap. The biggest hackneyed ripoff of both the original Star Wars Trilogy and Lord of the Rings, with nothing original, nothing worthwhile, and a ton of annoyance to boot. 40 minutes in, I had to turn it off — I felt fairly soiled. I'm asking Blockbuster for my money back—shame they can't return me the 40 minutes of lifespan I wasted on this drivel. F