New Additions to the English Language

Nicked from Bart.

Cashtration (n.):
The act of buying (or building) a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

Ignoranus (n.):
A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

Intaxication (n.):
Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize that it was your money to start with.

Bozone (n.):
The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Foreploy (n.):
Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Sarchasm (n.):
The gulf between an author with a sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte (v.):
To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Beelzebug (n.):
Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

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