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Friday, April 06, 2007

New Additions to the English Language

Nicked from Bart.

Cashtration (n.):
The act of buying (or building) a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

Ignoranus (n.):
A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

Intaxication (n.):
Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize that it was your money to start with.

Bozone (n.):
The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Foreploy (n.):
Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Sarchasm (n.):
The gulf between an author with a sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte (v.):
To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Beelzebug (n.):
Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

For more words to add to your vocab, visit Daze of our lives...


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Blogger bart said...

hehe... you've given an excellent twist to my post, thanks for that... i love the ways we can play, replay and display the words we have at our our disposal, for any and all possible reasons... language is fun, laughing about ourselves even funnier ;-)

keep well...

April 07, 2007 5:40 PM  
Blogger Anniina said...

So delighted you approve! It was a fab post you made :)

April 07, 2007 6:25 PM  
Blogger onlyjokinglasse said...

Hih, I loove those new words with which I can Sir Price my colleagues.

April 09, 2007 12:43 PM  
Blogger onlyjokinglasse said...

Toi daze-linkki ei toimi.

April 10, 2007 6:12 PM  
Blogger Anniina said...

Hups, kiitos tiedosta, korjattu!

April 10, 2007 10:58 PM  

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