Meme for Monday: Human Virus Scanner

Katja said to do this, so of course I'm intrigued:

Human Virus Scanner


Here are my results along with suggested "cures":


Viruses you suffer from:

Junkfood

Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Just because I think McD is a level in the nutrition pyramid.. (>.<)

Sci-fi

Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Ouchie, and I actually have ears (#^.^#)



Politics

Stop caring!

Why do they care if I care? (o_~)

Brand Names

Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.)

Just recognizing a logo doesn't make one a label whore

Environmentalism

Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Ummm.. I'd like my (future) kids to have a planet?



Viruses you might suffer from:


USA (70%)

Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

(x_x)

Religion (90%)

Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Again, just recognizing a symbol doesn't make one a church whore
<-- Ooops, sorry if that offends church whores.
<-- Dang, I said it again, sorry church whores.
<-- That's it, I'm going to hell for sure now.

Computer Games (60%)

Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Tee hee!

Conspiracy Theory (95%)

Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Yeah, no kidding (;_;)

Hippyism (78%)

Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Pffft, I like mah lurvv to be free. Agree on the patchouli.