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Friday, April 21, 2006

Worst Personal Ads Ever

LOL, ran into this thing on the worst personal ads ever written.

Some samples:

Bitter, disillusioned SM seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced witches.

I am a bottle of alcohol. Some people use me; others abuse me. That's the story of my life. Tell me yours.

Patriarch of up-and-coming religion seeks altar girl.

Okay, so most likely these aren't real posts, but they are still worth a few chuckles.

The Worst Personal Ads Ever Placed


Blogger Istanbultaye said...

Silly male Hume seeks hot Elvaan female for many huggles and kissez.

I saw that personal ad the other night... i wonder where :D

April 21, 2006 6:49 PM  

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